Senseless. Pointless. Fuckfullness.
@4 days ago with 74826 notes
when one of your best friends is sad but they won’t talk to you about it
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
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@2 days ago with 1877 notes
Dorian Gray is actually really good bisexual representation it’s common knowledge that all bisexuals keep magical, aging portraits hidden within their Victorian mansion to ensure their own immortality
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
(via theshithaus)@2 days ago with 59781 notes